Calm the Fuck Down Candle
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UK DELIVERY SERVICES
ORDER CUT-OFF TIMES
Monday to Friday Delivery
Order by 3pm Mon-Thurs
Saturday Delivery
Order by 3pm on Friday
Sunday Delivery
Currently unavailable
We dispatch and deliver all orders Monday to Friday, with the option of Saturday delivery, which must be selected and paid for at checkout. Please note, to receive Saturday delivery, your order must be placed by 3pm on Friday.
Royal Mail 24 Tracked: £3.50 (FREE £30+) Next Day - excludes weekend days
Note: While 95% of deliveries arrive the next day, it may, in some cases, take longer. For guaranteed next day delivery, select the Special Delivery service.
Royal Mail Special Delivery: £9.95 - excludes weekend days
Note: if for any reason your order does not arrive in time we will refund your delivery charge.
Courier Saturday Delivery: £8.50 - order before 3pm on Friday
NAMED DELIVERY DATE
If you'd like your gift to arrive on a specific day outside the standard delivery options, simply select your preferred delivery date from the calendar on the shopping cart page.
BANK HOLIDAY DELIVERIES
Please note that deliveries may be delayed during bank holidays, as neither couriers nor Royal Mail operate on these days. Parcels will be delivered on the next business day (Monday-Friday), so please allow extra time. We appreciate your understanding.
INTERNATIONAL DELIVERY
Currently, we are not shipping overseas due to Brexit regulations. Please note that both food and alcohol are not permitted for delivery. However, the exception to this rule is jewellery. If you wish to send a jewellery gift, please message us, and we will confirm if you can place an order to your International destination.
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CANDLE DETAILS
Size: 85mm High x 70mm Wide
Amber apothecary style glass jar with white gloss label
Gift wrap and message tag are available for just £3.95
If you have any queries please message me for a quick answer
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PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
Embrace the fun side of relaxation and self-care with this hilarious and unique candle. Whether it's for your personal use or to bring a smile to someone's face, the "Light This Candle When You Need to Calm the F*ck Down" candle is a humorous and enjoyable addition to any relaxation routine. Light it up, take a deep breath, and let the stresses of the day fade away.
The candle boasts a label that gets straight to the point with the message "Light This Candle When You Need to Calm the F*ck Down." It's perfect for those moments when life gets a bit too hectic.
🎁 Ideal Stress-Relief Gift:
This candle is an ideal gift for friends, family, or yourself, especially when you or someone you know could use a good laugh and a little relaxation. It's a humorous reminder to take a break, light the candle, and let the worries melt away.
💕 Handcrafted Quality:
We take pride in handcrafting each candle with the utmost care and attention to detail. The label is professionally designed to match the playful spirit of the message.
🔥 Extended Burn Time:
Enjoy extended burn time to fully savor the calming ambiance that this candle provides. It's perfect for taking a breather and finding your inner peace.
Embrace the fun side of relaxation and self-care with this hilarious and unique candle. Whether it's for your personal use or to bring a smile to someone's face, the "Light This Candle When You Need to Calm the F*ck Down" candle is a humorous and enjoyable addition to any relaxation routine. Light it up, take a deep breath, and let the stresses of the day fade away.
Burn Time: Approximately 25 hours
OUR FRAGRANCES...
SASSY CITRUS TWIST
A burst of vivacious and uplifting citrus aromas, playfully mingling together to create an atmosphere that is as bold as it is refreshing. Think tangy lemons, vibrant oranges, and sassy grapefruits, perfect for brightening any space and any mood.
SUGAR KISSED VANILLA
Vanilla dreams in a jar! Our luscious vanilla candle offers instant relaxation so that you can unwind in a cloud of sweet vanilla goodness - pure bliss and escapism.
COSY CABIN
As you light the wick, a blend of woodsy notes, aromatic spices, and a hint of vanilla fill the air, creating the atmosphere of a cabin hideaway. Think crackling fires, warm blankets, and the joyful laughter of friends gathered around.
COASTAL DAYS
Think cool salty rockpools and the fresh sea breeze of seaside holidays. This is your invitation to unwind, relax, and bask in the soothing embrace of the seaside, where every moment is a cherished escape from the daily hustle and bustle.
