Another Year Closer to Stinking of Piss Funny Birthday Candle
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Funny Birthday Gift | Scented Candle: Another Year Closer to Stinking of Piss | Joke Birthday Candle
CANDLE DETAILS
Size: 85mm High x 70mm Wide
Clear glass with white gloss label
Gift box with gift wrap and message tag are available for just £3.95
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PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
Celebrating the aging process with grace and humour, this funny birthday candle is sure to raise a good laugh. Adding a touch of lightheartedness to your loved one's special day especially for those who appreciate a bit of crude humour.
Whether you're gifting this candle to a friend or using it to celebrate your own milestone, "Another Year Closer to ---- Shoes and Stinking of Piss" is a reminder that growing older can be a hilarious journey. Light it up, sing "Happy Birthday," and let the laughter flow as the wax melts, symbolising another year of life's adventures and stories.
Burn Time: Approximately 25 hours
OUR FRAGRANCES
SASSY CITRUS TWIST
A burst of vivacious and uplifting citrus aromas, playfully mingling together to create an atmosphere that is as bold as it is refreshing. Think tangy lemons, vibrant oranges, and sassy grapefruits, perfect for brightening any space and any mood.
SUGAR KISSED VANILLA
Vanilla dreams in a jar! Our luscious vanilla candle offers instant relaxation so that you can unwind in a cloud of sweet vanilla goodness - pure bliss and escapism.
COSY CABIN
As you light the wick, a blend of woodsy notes, aromatic spices, and a hint of vanilla fill the air, creating the atmosphere of a cabin hideaway. Think crackling fires, warm blankets, and the joyful laughter of friends gathered around.
COASTAL DAYS
Think cool salty rockpools and the fresh sea breeze of seaside holidays. This is your invitation to unwind, relax, and bask in the soothing embrace of the seaside, where every moment is a cherished escape from the daily hustle and bustle.
