50th Birthday Gifts - Fuck You're Half A Hundred!
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50th Birthday Gifts | Funny 50th Birthday Candle | Fuck You're Half A Hundred!
CANDLE DETAILS
Size: 85mm High x 70mm Wide
Clear glass with white gloss label
Gift box with gift wrap and message tag are available for just £3.95
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PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
Introducing our Hilarious "Fuck, You're Half a Fucking Hundred!" 50th Birthday Gift...
Celebrate the fabulous milestone of reaching the big 5-0 with our light-hearted and friendly birthday gift. Our cheeky message is great for those who like sweary gifts, "Fuck, You're Half a Fucking Hundred!" adds a touch of humour to the occasion, because let's face it - age is just a number, and you're rocking it!
Surprise the birthday VIP with this amusing and delightful candle, a perfect addition to their moments of reflection and celebration. Whether as a centerpiece or a thoughtful gift, this candle adds a touch of humour and warmth to their milestone celebration.
Gift this candle and let the laughter and light illuminate their world. Here's to embracing the fabulousness of 50 with style, a sense of humour, and the fragrant glow of a fantastic birthday!
Candle Care:
Trim Your Wick to 1/4" Before the Candle is Lit Each Time. Allow the wax to melt to the edges of the jar every burn to prevent tunneling - especially important on the first burn! Never leave a lit candle unattended, and don't burn for more than 4 hours at a time. To protect the surface below from heat, place your candle on a coaster or tile. Don't burn your candle if only 1/4"-1/2" of wax remains. Lighting a candle without enough wax can overheat the jar. Never Leave a Burning Candle Unattended.
Please find the details for all our fragrances below.
BURN TIME APPROX 25 HOURS
OUR FRAGRANCES...
SASSY CITRUS TWIST
A burst of vivacious and uplifting citrus aromas, playfully mingling together to create an atmosphere that is as bold as it is refreshing. Think tangy lemons, vibrant oranges, and sassy grapefruits, perfect for brightening any space and any mood.
SUGAR KISSED VANILLA
Vanilla dreams in a jar! Our luscious vanilla candle offers instant relaxation so that you can unwind in a cloud of sweet vanilla goodness - pure bliss and escapism.
COSY CABIN
As you light the wick, a blend of woodsy notes, aromatic spices, and a hint of vanilla fill the air, creating the atmosphere of a cabin hideaway. Think crackling fires, warm blankets, and the joyful laughter of friends gathered around.
COASTAL DAYS
Think cool salty rockpools and the fresh sea breeze of seaside holidays. This is your invitation to unwind, relax, and bask in the soothing embrace of the seaside, where every moment is a cherished escape from the daily hustle and bustle.
